Raymondo Person 0013
Transcript
THE WRAITH [TM]
He stalks the night, like a moose!
THE WRAITH: I am The Wraith [TM], child of the dark darkness! Woosh! Am I friend, or enemy? Hero, or villain? My parents were killed by a radioactive spider. With a swift fist of justice, I rain down justice on those who would do evil, and corruption. I am blind to race, to class, to –
* PAP! VRRRRRRRRRRRRROOM! *
[That was THE WRAITH being hit by A BUS. However, he conquers the BUS.]
THE WRAITH: Ah-HA!! Ha! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!
* PWANG! *
[He has gone splat on, you will later realise, the wrong side of an overhanging traffic light.]
[THE WRAITH now confronts PROFESSOR FRUCTOSE.]
THE WRAITH: Professor Fructose, you may have escaped from Planet Zzon, but you can’t escape JUSTICE. I’m taking you to jail. …PUNISHMENT jail.
[However...]
THE WRAITH: ARGH!! My pants are on fire!! SAVE ME, BATMAN!!
