Raymondo Person 0047
Transcript
On the night of Tobias’ banjo-pluckin’ triumph,
In the early hours,
El Bobba locks up “Cosmolostomy”
…To be confronted by Tony T. Barman, possessed of violent intent!
TONY: You the fuckin’… You fuckin’ run this place?
EL BOBBA: That’s right, mister sir! I am El Bobba, manager and co-owner of this constablishment.
TONY: Right.
[TONY has a FRIGGIN' KNIFE.]
EL BOBBA: HOLY BALLS!
* KRAK! *
LOUIE: BABU!
[EL BOBBA and LOUIE beat the living christ out of TONY.]
EL BOBBA: YOU WANNA FUCK WITH US?? YOU WANNA FUCK WITH US??
LOUIE: Babu-babu! Babu babu BABU babu, babuuu!!
EL BOBBA: You tell him, Louie!
His pride as injured as
– he will later learn from a medical professional –
His pancreas,
Tony’s hunger for revenge has grown like a flame!
TONY: What I need is one of them STEALTH NINJAS, like on the telly.
* Yellow Pages *
* Assassins – Ninjas (cont.) *
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TONY: Christ, it’s fuckin’ pricey. Fuckin’ chinks should be grateful we even let them into this country…
TONY: Hang on, look at this!
* BARRY SCRUMBLES – NON-STEALTH NINJA / Discount Rates! – No Surprises! – Service With A Smile! / “I’m comin’ to getcha!” / Most jobs $25/hr. – Call for a quote! – 1800-SCRM-BLZZ *
