Raymondo Person 0077
Transcript
How to Kill This Motherfucker
[The MOTHERFUCKER in question is a particularly unspeakable horror.]
[KENNETH is at his WIFE's deathbed.]
WIFE: Kenneth, don’t feel sad that I’m dying.
WIFE: I’ve been cheating on you since before we were married, with your best friend.
WIFE: His dick is so huge.
[KENNETH, later, remembers this scene and directs an obscene gesture at the heavens.]
Years later…
[KENNETH, The Man Who Offended The LORD, is fleeing a lightning bolt. The bolt hits the MOTHERFUCKER instead, killing it pretty dead. KENNETH gives Heaven two thumbs up, but immediately has to dodge another lightning bolt. He repeats the earlier offensive gesture.]
