Raymondo Person 0079

Raymondo Person 0079

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[A woman, whose name happens to be FELICITY, is surrounded by ZOMBIES. She is spotted by BUGMAN, who swoops in and flies away with her.]

BUGMAN: Egads!

* PZOW! *

BUGMAN: I’ve got you!

FELICITY: Bugman?

[But BUGMAN is whistled down by a POLICE OFFICER, whose attention has been drawn to BUGMAN's actions by THE WRAITH.]

BUGMAN: Oh, for goodness’ sake…

OFFICER: Heroics without a license?

BUGMAN: But officer, I’m simply doing good, as anyone, in times of crisis should.

[THE WRAITH whispers something to the OFFICER.]

OFFICER: Sir, isn’t this woman Felicity Binge, a wanted serial murderer?

BUGMAN: …Yes.

* point point *

OFFICER: And weren’t you taking her to that jail across the street?

BUGMAN: YES!

OFFICER: Ma’am, you’re free to go.

[And BUGMAN is arrested.]

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