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RAYMONDO: Raymondo! What are you doing outside?

RAYMONDO: Hello Raymondo. I know it’s dangerous, but I urgently need some diarrhoea medicine.

RAYMONDO: You know, I have that same problem.

RAYMONDO: Oop, there I go.

* thhrt *

RAYMONDO: Oh my god, WHAT?? No! …NO!!

* frrrrrth-t-t-thhhrrrrr *

RAYMONDO: I’VE BEEN INFEC–

* BOOM! *

[RAYMONDO turns into a horror; RAYMONDO flees.]

RAYMONDO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RAYMONDO/HORROR: hssssss

RAYMONDO: AAAAA…

[A STRANGE WOMAN appears and kills the HORROR with her ray gun.]

* BZOW *

STRANGE WOMAN: Down boy!

RAYMONDO: Christ, thankyou, thankyou! …Wh… Is that a “ray gun”?

STRANGE WOMAN: Oh my gawd, you’re a local?

STRANGE WOMAN: Oh my gawd I have to get a picture, do you mind? Thank you so much. One two three

[Something terrible and final has happened.]