Twilight

[starring an author named Stephenie and a vampire named Edward]

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[also there's a dildo and a kitten poster]

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Stephenie.

Stephenie, it’s me, Edward. I want to marry you.

Oh! Oh!

Kiss my fangs.

Oh yes, my love, yes!

Our love will be as exquisite as my cheekbones.

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