It is the world-famous CHEESE-FUCKING comic wherein Raymondo Person FUCKS CHEESE.
RAYMONDO: Teh phone is ringing!
RAYMONDO: Hello?
TELEMARKETER: BUY SOME CHEESE, BITCH!!
RAYMONDO: But I don't wish to own cheese.
TELEMARKETER: CHEESE IS FUCKIN' DELICIOUS!!
RAYMONDO: Hmmm... You make a compelling argument.
TELEMARKETER: * gargle gargle gargle *
RAYMONDO: Sold! Send me cheese at once!
* DING DONG *
COURIER: Cheese, bitch.
RAYMONDO: YAY!
RAYMONDO: It has holes in it.
[RAYMONDO fucks the GODDAMNED CHEESE.]
RAYMONDO: WHUH! Huh! WHRR! HRRR! Huh! Huh! HUH! HYUHH!! HWRRAAAAAHH!!
[The phone rings again.]
RAYMONDO: Hello?
SOMEONE: Mr. Person, you recently purchased some cheese from our company?
RAYMONDO: Yes.
SOMEONE: I'm afraid we're recalling that model.
RAYMONDO: WHAT? Why??
SOMEONE: IT HAS AIDS!
[Oh dear!]
