LESBIANS!
[It is the world-famous LESBIANS comic. Two LESBIANS hold hands and prance through a park, past picnickers, a man feeding birds, and so on.]
LESBIANS: We're LESBIANS! Bikini tops! Holding hands! Girls kissing girls! Not kissing you!
[The LESBIANS poke their tongues out at a boy.]
LESBIANS: LESBIAAANS!!
[They encounter a well-dressed MAN.]
MAN: Hello; I'm VERY RICH.
[The LESBIANS now prance and hold hands with the MAN.]
LESBIANS: BISEXUAAALS!!
[Later, someone will redraw this comic with BATMAN CHARACTERS and it will be AUTOMATICALLY FUNNIER because of POP CULTURE.]
