a Raymondo Person type
PIRATEY ADVENTURE
FALSE TEETH: ARRR!
[A pirate ship, towing a cactus. The ship is sailing backwards because the cartoonist is an idiot.]
PIRATES: Arrr! ARRRRR an' shit! Sea dogs!
[Onboard, the CAPTAIN addresses a PIRATE.]
CAPTAIN: Arrr -- 'Tis a sight for sore eyes, that be for sure!
[The PIRATE follows the CAPTAIN's gaze to an empty horizon.]
PIRATE: Ummm... what is, Captain?
CAPTAIN: Why, anythin' ye care to lay yer eyes on, lad. 'Tis all relative.
CAPTAIN: You or I might look out and see an expanse of bugger-all, where Mad Barry over there might perceive a glitterin' paradise, and heaven's host smilin' upon him.
[MAD BARRY is frantically scratching himself.]
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