CRAIG ASTOUND - TELEVISION HYPNOTIST
CRAIG: When I release this anvil onto your head, you will FALL ASLEEP!
VOLUNTEER: Yeah, I don't think so, mate.
[But he does!]
AUDIENCE: OOOOOOOH...
* CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP *
[CRAIG now attempts to hypnotise a CHICKEN.]
CRAIG: You are a CHICKEN! A CHICKEN!
RAYMONDO: THIS IS A SHAM! THAT MAN'S NOT A HYPNOTIST!
AUDIENCE: Gasp! What? Murmur!
[We see RAYMONDO in the audience, with JUBE, EUSTACE and TOBIAS.]
RAYMONDO: The CHICKEN is the REAL hypnotist!
CHICKEN: Oh, fuck!
* The Horseless Carriage *
* TV 'HYPNOTIST' ROCKED BY SCANDAL *
Earlier...
* SALE *
* USED CDs *
CRAIG: "The Warrior"!
REPORTER: Whatta scoop!
MUSIC TRIVIA: The music video for "The Warrior" was created by wizards!
[You see kids, the joke is that 'Scandal' is the name of a band. Their hit song was called 'The Warrior'.]
