* Telegram Office *
* EHHHHHN! *
GORILLA: Aoogh?
EUSTACE: Yes, take this down, please:
* By Hermes! Telegram Service *
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Magma Phfippzsch-Person-Frockwell, Gibbon Towers, Gibbon-up-the-Clacker, Shiversham, Conkey, "England"
Hallo Mater! Eustace here. (Your son, not other Eustace from school.) Cousin S. frightfully hot about Heaven knows what. Says cannot stay longer unless have "job". Please buy one for me and send over post-haste.
Love to you and P.
E. (Y.S.) (N.O.E.F.S.)
* The faint smell of excrement is your guarantee of authenticity. *
