Indecisive Man
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Boy, whatta view! Jiminy! * SNAP! * AAAAAAAA This might as well be a job for... INDECISIVE MAN! I'LL save you! Hot dog! ...OR WILL I? If I save everyone who falls from a skyscraper, won't building owners feel they can leave their old railings unrepaired? -- resulting in even more accidents?? On the other hand, should I allow an innocent man to die, just to teach building owners responsibility? Why can't I give building owners the benefit of the doubt? I should worry about my own responsibilities, not theirs! It can't be wrong to save a life! Ah, but aren't I being disingenuous? -- simplifying the problem to ease my own conscience? I KNOW that building owners in this city are lazy and corrupt! How about this: I'll save this falling man, then personally visit every building owner in the city to remind them about railing maintenance. Ah, but that's time I -- and only I -- could be spending saving lives in more urgent situations... MEANWHILE... [he gone splat]
