RAYMONDO: Raymondo! What are you doing outside?
RAYMONDO: Hello Raymondo. I know it's dangerous, but I urgently need some diarrhoea medicine.
RAYMONDO: You know, I have that same problem.
RAYMONDO: Oop, there I go.
* thhrt *
RAYMONDO: Oh my god, WHAT?? No! ...NO!!
* frrrrrth-t-t-thhhrrrrr *
RAYMONDO: I'VE BEEN INFEC--
* BOOM! *
[RAYMONDO turns into a horror; RAYMONDO flees.]
RAYMONDO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RAYMONDO/HORROR: hssssss
RAYMONDO: AAAAA...
[A STRANGE WOMAN appears and kills the HORROR with her ray gun.]
* BZOW *
STRANGE WOMAN: Down boy!
RAYMONDO: Christ, thankyou, thankyou! ...Wh... Is that a "ray gun"?
STRANGE WOMAN: Oh my gawd, you're a local?
STRANGE WOMAN: Oh my gawd I have to get a picture, do you mind? Thank you so much. One two three
[Something terrible and final has happened.]
