COLOUR SPECIAL: The Monster at the End of This Comic
Transcripts
the Monster at the end of this Comic
starring Raymondo
RAYMONDO: Hello, everybodeee!
RAYMONDO: Wait, WHAT did that panel say?
[RAYMONDO addresses two people; we'll call them GREEN and RED.]
RAYMONDO: Hey! HEY! Get out of here! There's a MONSTER coming!
[He is ignored.]
RAYMONDO: I have to save them!
[He pulls a knife on them.]
RAYMONDO: RAAARGH! Run far away! Blooga blooga bloo!
[They pay him no heed.]
THE FOOLS!
[RAYMONDO stabs GREEN, who dies. RED flees.]
RAYMONDO: What a terrible thing I've done! But it was necessary, to save ONE of them.
RAYMONDO: I'M READY FOR YOU, MONSTER! I'VE TASTED BLOOD!!
RAYMONDO: Oh... Oh my god! The monster...
RAYMONDO: ...is MEEEEEEEEE!!
